Monday, March 27, 2006

The AP: We are abject morons and we can prove it

il·le·gal \(')i(l)-'lE-g&l\ adj : not according to or authorized by law : UNLAWFUL, ILLICIT

crime \'krIm\ n 1 : an act or the commission of an act that is forbidden or the omission of a duty that is commanded by a public law and that makes the offender liable to punishment by that law; especially : a gross violation of law
Thousands protest immigration crackdown

By The Associated Press

More than 50,000 people gathered downtown Saturday as part of a national protest against a crackdown in immigration laws, including federal legislation aimed at criminalizing illegal immigrants and building more walls along the U.S.-Mexico border...
I’m assuming the Associated Press had at least one reporter and one editor working on this story and that one or both of them has a college diploma. What I’m trying to figure out is where they got the(ir) diploma(s). I’ve narrowed it down to either Ding Dong School or it being the prize in a box of Coco Puffs.


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