Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Gather up your belongings und get into ze truck. Schnell!

Read Boy, 8, accused of sexual harassment (excerpted below) and then answer the questions that follow.
LORAIN -- Lorain school officials this week executed an ''emergency removal'' of an 8-year-old boy who they say sexually harassed a girl in gym class.

The boy's mother, Tammy Barth, said yesterday her son was playing in gym on Tuesday when a girl student said he and two other boys may have grabbed her buttocks.

He was then questioned in an informal hearing by school officials and he admitted he had been passing love notes to the same girl...

The Lorain school officials are:
a) sexually repressed cretins
b) dumber than dirt
c) beacons of hope in a community overrun with second grade mashers

Lorain Schools’ spokesman Dean Schnurr:
a) should not be allowed near sharp objects
b) makes Charlie Sheen look like Albert Einstein
c) should legally change his last name

(Hat tip: Best of the Web Today - March 28, 2006)

1 Comments:

Anonymous rightwingprof said...

You forgot to add "all of the above" to the questions.

3/29/2006 1:46 PM  

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